STORY HIGHLIGHTS.....
Oftentimes, it is hard to crack the code on exactly how to achieve stardom in the Nigerian movie industry. For many thriving and successful Nollywood actors and actresses, the stories of their journey to stardom differ. Basically, no certain rules apply. But with these quick steps, let’s tell you how to become a certified onscreen superstar.
You must....
1. Be Confident
You know, the camera can be intimidating at times…
2. Have good looks
Well, not necessarily…
3. Crash a movie location
Trust me, it works…
4. Adopt a foreign accent
You honestly can’t go wrong with this… unless you’re Jenifa.
5. Rub a producer’s pot belly (females only)
It’s not just for fancy dammit!
6. Be foolish / Act foolish
You know…
7. Be controversial
Or be Tonto… never mind.
8. Be a terrible kisser
Hmmn, not anymore…
9. Be funny
Or be razz. Very razz.
10. Know how to perform incantations and act as witch.
Safe to say, you must know how to suck blood well well…
11. Your crying game must be strong.
Real strong.
12. You must be ready to do money ritual.
I mean, the purpose of all these is to make money right?… right?
So, there you have it, try these out… and please remember to thank me later.
